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Brian

A prick who'll steal your memes

I just posted a meme a couple days ago, but then Brian steals it!

by PotatoCreator January 15, 2018

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Brian

He is a cute Mexican skater who wears all black. He has black slip-on Vans, and has a way with the ladies. He turns in his homework on time, and goofs off with is homies. He wears a Thrasher sweatshirt, and man is he hot. Of course all your friends but your bestie moons over him. It's his face. And of course, he has a crush on your friend! Duh!
(True story about Brian)(I know a kid named Brian and just described him!!)(story below told by my bestie)
i was in 1st and 2nd period, and Brian trys to whisper something in my ear.
so I tell him "I can't hear out of that ear"
and he replies with "why"
so I told him "My friend made me deaf in that ear"
"Was it that crazy girl in Color Guard?" he said
"My friend has a name ya know" I said
He replied with "What's her name then"
"Christi"
He then said "well tell her that if she does it again, me and her will never have a chance, actually, we aren't gonna have a chance because she already did, and I did not have feelings for her anyway"
"I didn't ask if you liked her, and why would you think of having a relationship with her, what if she hated your guts? Plus who do you like anyway??" I said
He then finished with "Umm... I need to get back to work"

Me- OMG BRIAN'S HAIR LOOKS SO FLUFFY!!!
My friend- umm... how??
Me- he was messing up his hair and i stuck straight up and looked fluffy"
My friend- O-Kay then..
Me- don't judge me
My friend- already have
Me- you like a kid with poodle hair
My friend- and you like Brian that-
Me- hot adorable gorgeous handsome devil... who has tamed hair??
My friend- skater who has a crush on me
Me- *Cries*
My friend *With a devilish smile*- get recked kid
Me- at least is smile makes me melt like a Popsicle

by xXViNtAgEsWaGXx March 20, 2019

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Brian

The smartest and most charming boy you would ever meet and has 1000000 girlfriends.

He is called Brian

by Mr Muthu Raja January 28, 2019

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brianing

The practice of going about life with ones hand is his pants.

Wow, i walked in the room and you were sitting there Brianing

by Dstrong February 27, 2014

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Briane

Briane is a very unique girl. She is very trustworthy, smiles a lot a knows how to make others happy! She has much style and can’t get enough of shopping. Most Brianes have blonde hair, blue eyes...very beautiful. She is very athletic and has many boys coming her way! But once she finds the one she is very truthful and loyal;)

Omg Shacquilla did you see Briane’s outfit today it was BOMB AF

by Jayden Jesus cristopher October 28, 2018

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brian

a total jackass that does stupid shit for little reason; sometimes jacks off on others; calls self turkey; maybe suffering from mental problems/ skitzofrenia; has a ghala

fuck its brian, that niggas a duck

by I am da BEAST July 10, 2019

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Brian

Brian is the name of a guy that hits his sister

Did you her Brian gave his sister that bruise

by Purpleraven April 23, 2016

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