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An extremely irrational, pointless, and obviously dumb idea
The bridge to nowhere was a bridge proposed to connecting Ketchikan, Alaska to Gravina Island (Pop. 50) and the Ketchikan Airport.
The airport handles 200,000 passengers a year, which are brought in on a ferry that runs every 30 minutes, and can handle 350,000 people a year.
The bridge was to cost almost $400 million and be comparable in scope to the Golden Gate Bridge, which handles 118,000 cars A DAY!
In response to Sarah Palin talking about McCain's health care plan to give families $5,000 to go out and get their own healthcare:
Joe Biden: "So you're going to have to place -- replace a $12,000 plan with a $5,000 check you just give to the insurance company. I call that the "Ultimate Bridge to Nowhere."
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When a male takes a hot dump on the bridge of a woman's nose so hot that it leaves a staph infection and possibly a scar
When I saw Sarina at work I asked her what happened to her face she told me that Trevor gave her a steaming bridge which turned into a Staph infection thus leaving a scar
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n. A shit so large it forms a bridge over the toilet bowl drain pipe and cannot be flushed.
v. The act of creating a shit bridge.
Jimmy: "Anybody got a popsicle stick, I just shit bridged the hotel toilet?"
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A bunch of faggots who are not good enough for penny arcade that made their own shitty forum and banned phentulvor the ebst poster.
Anatroll of torch the bridge banned phentulvor because he is a shit pushing faggot, but phentulvor is posting on his second account so who gives a shit?
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When a guy lays on his back and you and a friend sit on his face and cock respectively. You then steady each other by holding hands over his chest and/or belly.
Dean: Hey, ladies, we've been friends a long time. What do you girls think about trying a Babe Bridge tonight?
Missy: Ooo! Sounds fun!
Liz: Yeah! Let's give Greg a call!
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pewdiepie gets attacked on a bridge and instantly becomes racist
Man have you seen the pewdiepie bridge? It's so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!11!1
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When someone is throwing a strop.
Build a bridge, and get over it!!!!
One: I can't believe you did that to me!!
Two: Hey man, just build a bridge!
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