A thick bushy but well groomed mustache.
The man used his cooter broom to satisfy his lover.
When your pubic hair is full of coital juices and you take it across the face of your partner.
We wrapped up a lunch time quicky and I gave them a soggy broom.
To put a jinx on something by proclaiming success before the outcome is final.
As I was going to hit my shot, Joe rode the broom on me and I missed.
Broomrape is an act of sexual assault with a broom handle, usually followed by the brush, depending on the slackness of the victim. Originally used as a sadomasochistic act of foreplay, it is now more commonly used as a way of describing an convincing victory.
Joe yes jill you know that janitor neil yes he just broom raped me
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Means a dumb person. Usually used on female people, especially when a female lets a fuckboy fuck up their life.
Comes from Estonian phrase “loll luud”(which literally means “dumb broom”)
It’s a very soft and funny insult, can be used along friends.
“Kreeta, you let this fuckboy into your life again?”
“I know, I am such a dumb broom!”