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When a male with a boner runs into a wall and their nose hits the wall first.
Man has a nose first down their
The first dimension is a dimension with only width, thus making height their point of describing time. The first dimension would only be a very long infinitely thin line that goes on forever... That is pretty much all you can say about it!😅
Would a simple string just describe the whole first dimension?
January first is a special day to be born. This day isn't only new years but if you were born on this day you are perfect. January first is Perfectionist Day! Stay calm, and be perfect💕🤞🏻
"Today is January first, i need to be perfect today" ~He said.
SANJAY FIRST is the cat's meow of parties. You will see shit there that people won't see in a lifetime. It doesn't happen often but when it does you must be reefed if you are planning on missing it. It is a cure to all nightmares, so come out and get cranked. We Can Finally Catch A Break!!!
"Oh I heard Sanjay is back in town, are you goin to SANJAY FIRST?"
"Don't ask questions you already know the answer too, I wouldn't miss SANJAY FIRST even if my wife was delivering birth to my first son."
Used to describe the years 2000-2009. Used in the same manner as the 70's or 80's.
What kind of music did you listen to back in the First Ten?
Someone who is in the first percentile of general intelligence.
In terms of intelligence quotient this would put them at an IQ of 65 or lower.
Person 1: Can't believe that fucking cashier ID'd me for a red bull
Person 2: Don't worry, I know that cunt he's First Percentile.
A game won by correctly identifying the first lesbian you see in a given location. FD stands for FIRST DYKE. You must say or yell "FD!" or "FIRST DYKE" before your opponents say it.
Upon entering the local health food store, you see a woman buying organic, vegan, gluten free chickN strips. She is wearing a sports bra under a baggy t-shirt and knee length shorts, and Tevas. She smells like Axe body spray. You call out "FD!" two seconds before your friend yells "FIRST DYKE!" and you won! Congratulations!