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The process by which an athlete (usually football) embarasses a defending player through a play of exceptional athletic ability. Thereby making the opossing player look like a bitch.
Get Naked:
Pete: Did you see Tyrone Prothro's catch?
Erik: Yeah, he just fucking got naked!
(In reference to the 2005 Alabama Southern Miss game)
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To have an affected or depressed disposition. A person who looks as if they should be shivering nude in cold rain, likely in fetal position.
Ever since she found out that her boyfriend has been cheating on her she's been acting naked in the rain.
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the one TRUE way to know if someone really loves you. for to cook bacon with all its hot spitting grease with no protection at all, shows dedication and a real commitment to another person.
i woke up and knew April was my soul mate when i saw her cooking me some naked bacon in the morning.
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A sacred ritual performed by an abnormally large naked man with a towel and a pudgy man with a torn ACL. The large naked man waves his towel in front of the pudgy man. The pudgy man uses all the strength left in his ACL to charge the unclothed matador. The matador eventually defeats the bull and screams and shakes his penis for all to see to signify a victory over the bull. The ritual is to be performed only on a Thursday and is said to provide the Amarillo High School football team with a victory. The act can only be complete if the person playing the matador and the person playing the bull have the same size of football pants. The ritual does not work for playoff games and can be counteracted by a Jew Spell.
Philip dropped his pants to reveal his penis so that he could defeat Dalton in a battle to the death. Dalton charged Philip with all his strength his little ACL could put out, but he was no match for the Naked Matador.
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A disease affecting select plants
That plant has naked broomrape
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when a male inserts his penis into a female without protection. Unprotected Sex.
Damn i gave that broad the naked bacon, now i'm having a baby.
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Having no make up on.
She isn't a girl you ever want to see face naked.
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