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candy paint

Brightly colored, typically high-gloss, automobile paint (i.e. candy colored paint).

The candy paint on the 'lac is simply amazin

by Brad C December 30, 2005

706๐Ÿ‘ 236๐Ÿ‘Ž


candy lady

the little old lady that lives in your hood and sells candy to all the kids in the hood and in many cases has been known to sell drugs to the adults in the hood.

KID:mom can i have a dollar for the candy lady?

MOM:ill go with you baby moma wants some candy too!

by petrabbit March 15, 2009

203๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taint Candy

When you perform anal sex on a woman while she has diarrhea, proceed to pull out and shoot your load in her crack as the semen slowly slides to the taint along with the feces, and you eat the drop of feces/semen that forms upon the taint.

Damn, that girl Jamie is all about eatin' some taint candy.

by derikjakob January 27, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Candy Mountain

A place where your dreams come true, a place where candy stretches as far as the eye can see, and a place where you get your kidney removed.

Got publicity from the famous Charlie the Unicorn video on youtube.

Unicorn 1:Hey Charlie lets go to Candy Mountain Charlie.
Charlie: What is the prairie on fire.

by Shark Attack 69 September 20, 2009

48๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


selling candy

Sweet talking a potential conquest or relationship.

She was trying to get me to take her home, selling candy all in my ear.

by D-Boizz January 14, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


candy shop

A place where women are respected, put on display, and treated like human beings and not sex objects pouring chocolate all over each other..aww who the hell am I kidding, thanks to 50 Cent, a "candy shop" is basically a place where girls like me are painted up like streetwalking whores, make out with other girls, and degrade ourselves all the while shaking our asses in 50 Cent's face and happily sucking on his "lollypop". And umm, "LET" us lick the lollypop?? As if sucking your crusty ass d*ck is a favor. By the way, Im not a 50 Cent-hater, I used to love your music..when it was actually good. PAYCE =D

50 Cent: "I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollypop. Go 'head girl dont you stop. Keep goin' 'till you hit the spot WOAHHHHH"

by Tidontneedtotellyoumyname July 20, 2005

674๐Ÿ‘ 243๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex and candy

The most famous and wonderful song wirtten by the sadly little known band Marcy Playground

Sex and candy is a rockin' song

by Cris December 11, 2004

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