cobra cab

a mid-sized sedan that has only 10% of it's original parts remaining and over 10 years. It's large enough for 5, but can easily accomodate 7. 8 if you include the trunk

8 of us can't fit in the neon, we'll need 2 rides. No problem get the "cobra cab"

Fast Cab

Ordering a bottle or several glasses of Cabernet, generally at a restaurant of repute, and slamming the wine like a Jaegarbomb.

Damn man, that look on that waiters face after the third round of fast cabs was priceless!