It’s is a van, sort of. Well, it’s actually a truck, with Van-like attributes.
Person 1: “Hey bud! Heard you bought a van today! What did you get?”
Person 2: “Dodge Dakota Club Cab.”
Person 1: “😵 💫 huh?”
a mid-sized sedan that has only 10% of it's original parts remaining and over 10 years. It's large enough for 5, but can easily accomodate 7. 8 if you include the trunk
8 of us can't fit in the neon, we'll need 2 rides. No problem get the "cobra cab"
Ordering a bottle or several glasses of Cabernet, generally at a restaurant of repute, and slamming the wine like a Jaegarbomb.
Damn man, that look on that waiters face after the third round of fast cabs was priceless!