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Whale Calling

The noise generated deep in the bowels when you're holding in a fart. This usually happens in large groups and/or close quarters with other individuals. The sound is quite similar to the underwater calls of the blue whale, which can include clicking noises and long, soulfull groans. Individuals engaged in whale calling will often blame hunger, and that the noise is a "growling" stomach, but the astute observer should readily identify the sound as flatulence desperate to escape the confines of the "caller's" bowels. The whale call may also be referred to as a "reverse-fart".

Denise (upon whale calling): Oh my, I'm so hungry my stomach is growling!

Fritz: Bullshit, it's 2pm and you just ate...you're whale calling because you probably have to take a dump.

by The Good Reverend Doctor January 09, 2013


bitty call

The act of propositioning a woman (usually your/someone elses mother) for a bit of bitty via the medium of telephone.

Jeff: "But mum, I want bitty"
Mother: "C'mon Jeff, you had bitty this morning"
Jeff: "I want bitty now!"
Mother: "Quit bitty calling me!"

by MacDaddyYo April 18, 2013


Boozy Call

Have you ever needed a Plan B drinking buddy? You know, someone you wouldn't normally hang out with at a bar or around a keg? But in the case of not having your normal drinking mates available, you call upon this person to join you. Basically, so you don't look like some serious psycho loner drinking all by your lonesome? A Boozy Call is like a "Booty call", but the booty is replaced with booze.

"Eh, Bob's cool and all. But, he's really just a Boozy Call for me."

by clubnobbie May 14, 2010


Snooty Call

A late night drunk text to a drug dealer, or friend that is notorious for having cocaine.

Ugh, I feel terrible. I made a snooty call last night and was up until 6am.

by punmaster93 November 14, 2017


cow call

The opposite of a cat call. Making a moo noise at a person you find unattractive. Generally disrespectful.

* driving past a large woman *
Jeff: "moooooooooo"
Rob: "did you just cow call her? that's not cool"

by SpidermanSucks August 10, 2019


johnson call

The female version of booty call.

Derek, don't take this call for more than it is. It's strictly a johnson call. Just bring your johnson.

by twocrazychicks November 09, 2011


harvard is calling

Harvard is calling refers to an array of memes that have a video of Nina Dobrev blinking and the dumbest text over it while using that one Nicki Minaj audio. People usually comment "Harvard is calling" ironically to point out how dumb it is.

Tiktok: "if trees give us oxygen, why don't we bring trees underwater to breathe underwater"

Comments: HARVARD IS CALLING 😍

by TigreZaddz January 07, 2023