Campbell's paradox states that the word "dad" is both at the peak of kinky and devoid of kinky connotation simultaneously. Philosophers and ethicists typically use the common term "daddy" as an anchor, since "daddy" is known to have non-zero and non-absolute kinky connotation. Thus, the scale of kinkiness goes dad < daddy < dad.
"On a scale from dad to dad, how bad was that girl you were with last night?"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"
When you stick a powdered doughnut on your girls butthole and lick off the sugar.
Hey baby you want a dirty Campbell tonight?
A cute 18 year old girl who loves singing, eating and is a skinny minny she dosn't get all the guys
hey have you see that girl candace campbell she is a SNAC
Can mean any type of sexual assault, referring to the Sexual assault that occurred on a Campbell County football bus on the way back from Woodford County
“Hey John, be careful, they might pull a Campbell Bus Incident at that party if you go!
Caroline is the best name ever. She is beautiful, sexy, hot, silly ,and soooo fun. But if you get on her bad side look out. But the best thing is she is The funnest person you will ever meet.
Oh she’s a Caroline Campbell , I can’t keep my eyes off of her.
A exclusive private school in north hollywood that somehow has really good athletics yet gets trampled in league championships. Known for their viking pride, Campbell hall is better than their snooty rival Viewpoint, their lesser adversary Windward, and don't get us started on those kids out in Landcaster Paraclete.
Kid 1: Did you hear about those kids transferring from Windward to Campbell hall for football ?
Kid 2: Yea, I heard the actually will help us beat Sierra Canyon this year.
1. A term that describes getting rear-ended by a rich white man who thinks he's done nothing wrong and tries to blame you regardless of the situation. He may also smirk and grin the entire time after he's hit you because he thinks he's better than you.
2. A cocky, rich white man that has a big head. He thinks he can do no wrong because he is one of the main rich men in your town. He also thinks he will get away with anything and dares you to call the police.
3. A perverted old white man.
Example 1:
Person A: "Dude, what happened to your car?"
Person B: "I got Afton Campbelled."
Example 2:
Person A: "I'm heading to Harrison, Arkansas this weekend.
Person B: "Be careful, dude! Don't get Afton Campbelled."