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a direct uppercut to the lower uterus delivering a wave of immense trauma to the fetus' area of occupance in order to execute an abortion
I got my b**** prego so i gave her a miscarriage cannon
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Pork Sword,Spam javelin,Dirty pole,Beef lance,Fanny Spear
I inserted my Lamb Cannon into her Wizards Sleeve.
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A Chinese artillery weapon which operates by hurling a tactical nuclear weapon over a fair distance. Generally used as a shock and awe weapon, especially to clear out quaint oriental villages in order to make way for Westernisation.
Ahhh, behold, the Bringer of Light.
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The alternative (and nicer) way to say someone has a "chode".
"All Rodger does is brag about his huge penis."
"Don't let him fool you -- he's got a Cannon-Cock..."
When your intestines start to grumble and you run for the nearest porcelain god. Diarrhea is then grandiosely peppered out your butthole decorating the porcelain, above the water line!
After a hefty night of drinking and a stop to the local burrito joint, Mike keenly sensed the splatter cannon was loaded and about ready to blow!!
Slang for giant penis
Brock’s girlfriend had her wisdom teeth removed to make room for his sauce cannon