Carl Joakim

male, with these characteristics:

1. Good humor
2. Sexy, well built body
3. treats his woman with respect
4. is GREAT in bed, gives a lot
5. is a great dad
6. works hard, and earns a lot of money
7. is handy
8. is a gentleman, but still also a bad boy
9. does almost everything his woman asks him to do
10. fun at parties

omg, he is soooo Carl Joakim

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Carl Johnson

yo nigga CJ from groove street

Hey Carl Johnson you ugly ass mf get ur ass over here.

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carl weathers

Slang for Cocaine, randomised to keep people from knowing what the hell you are referring to.

"You got any Carl Weathers?"

"I'm just going to go to the toilet man, do some Carl"

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Carle Place

Chill town, not racist at all. Yes it is primarily white but that doesn't mean everyone is racist. Besides, most people are cool cause they are either drunk or high. Natty light is the primary beer and Georgi is the liquor of the place only cause the price is nice. Small town so hitting on girl is a risk cause chances are, their already taken (which is 90% why people fight). Other than that, if you're a cool dude looking for a chill time, CP isn't that bad.

Carle Place CP Frog Hollow

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sneaky carl

Sneaky Carl is defined when someone defecates in a single pantyhose and "sneaks" up on one and wraps the pantyhose around the victims mouth causing them to throw up.

Johnny shits in a thing of pantyhose and wraps it around joeys mouth causing joey to throw up, therfore performing a sneaky carl.

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Hot-Carl

Alright...A Hot Carl is done in 1 of 3 ways.
1st: You shit on your partners face.

2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.

3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.

All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!

I cant believe Lisa actually opened her mouth when i gave her that hot-carl. Dude that's fu*ked!

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Carl's Jr.

The creators of the absolute WORST advertising campaign in the history of mankind.

Anyone who would actually starve without Carl's Jr. should be dragged out into the street and shot.

Who watches a commercial of people dripping ketchup on themselves and wants to go buy Carl's Jr?

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