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see cult; a church for the Catholic religion, tries to cover up that Jesus had a kid, and that they would kill if that ever got out,
The Catholic church is now and always was a fag house. see priest;
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a school that produces ignorant assholes that are sexist, homophobic, and racist. they have no idea how to respect people and are too busy paying people off to learn how to be a decent human being.
That Nicholas Sandmann guy is a real douche, it makes sense he’s from Covington Catholic.
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During intercourse, the man gradually inserts a rosary bead necklace into their partner's ass or vagina. For more pleasure, begin saying the rosary or reciting a prayer while doing so, as the power of Christ increases sexual energy.
Guy 1: You ever fuck a Catholic girl?
Guy 2: No, I'm an atheist
Guy 1: Wel I met this Catholic girl outside the diner last night. Halfway through, she pulls out a rosary necklace and asks me if I've ever done the Catholic Corkscrew.
Guy 2: Well, how was it?
Guy 1: It was awesome! I never knew the Power of Christ felt so good!
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a form of torture where you have to get up early every Sunday morning, drive by places you would rather be at, then you get to an old run down building masquerading as a church, then you go inside and sit on a bench that, if you're lucky has a rock trying to be easy to sit on. so then you sit there for what feels like 3 years and wonder what being an atheist is like. eventually there's a guy in what looks like a bathrobe decides to go to the back of the building and finally start the damn thing. so the priest (the guy in the bathrobe) walks down the middle of the crowd with little boys holding candles and finally, the thing begins. basically it's singing, talking, singing, more talking, more singing, even more talking, until finally he has the boys carry over some bread and wine and pretending it's Jesus's body and blood. so, the priest "blesses" it and then everybody becomes cannibals. once that's over, there's some more talking about some upcoming event that you don't care about, then you finally get to go home feeling that you just got robbed of your life.
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Anglo-Catholics are persons who think they are half anglican and half Catholic. No! You are fully Catholic when in Communion with Rome. Anglicans are schismatics like the SSPX/Sedevacantists.
Disgruntled Anglican: I'm anglo-catholic even though I was not baptised in the Church.
Me: no, you are a schismatic.
Anglo-Catholic? Gettin schizzy wit it
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A wedding that is engaged when the couple to be married is already expecting a child.
"They've got a baby already? Didn't they only get married 4 months ago?" "Yeah, but it was a catholic wedding"
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Very slutty girls who go to private catholic schools.
Omg man! I fucked Karri last night and we'd just met at her school dance. Whatever man, that's nothing, she's a Catholic Coinslot,
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