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National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.
Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”
The act of tea-bagging in a rave suit
Hey dude did he just ceiling light her?...wtf
When a man has intercourse with a woman and she grabs the fan and spins around while maintaining intercourse this is called a timbo
I used the ceiling fan for a timbo last night it was great
hangs from the ceiling and blows air on you to cool you off
becky: omg look at that ceiling fan
me: omg it's so beautiful and blows fantastic😏
A person that buys stocks, bonds or cryptocurrency at its peak price.
Look at Todd buying dogecoin at the inflated price, he’s like a ceiling fan just hovering at the top
A book about a boy called Liam, his sugar daddy; Daddy Ward, Daddy Gyatton, and Mommy Saggy Aggy. Oh yeah i cant forget Liams brother Connor, the male stripper. xoxo, its a great book <3
The Ceiling Fan book is the best! I cant wait to listen to the audiobook sequel.
An act where a boy named Liam ties himself onto the ceiling fan because of his fake depression, and then his brother connor records him for his porn channel while wanking off to it, he then puts his miniscile dick into a pencil sharpener and sharpens it and cuts his lifeless brother down. Then he calls his family up and they fuck and do a human centipede slay 💀
Mum! Liams hanging on the ceiling fan again can i cut him down with my sharpened cock?