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When a guy doesn't shower for months and collects a huge amount of dirt and sweat in between his legs. When he gets sucked off, he leans back and puts the girl in a headlock, giving her two huge lines of black, smelly sack dirt under her eyes, resembling a football players face paint under his eyes.
"Man:wanna play football?"
"Women:sure baby"
"Man:your the Cincinnati Quarterback"
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When a gentleman reaches in to give a young lady a kiss and decides to ram his full tongue down her throat. Common trait for males from or residing in the Cincinnati, OH area.
Taylor went to give Faith a kiss on New Year's but she promptly pushed him away after he gave her a Cincinnati Hug.
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When you reverse tit fuck an Asian girl, same as a Cincinnati Bowtie, but with an Asian slant to it, if you will.
How about we head to my place for drinks and a little Cincinnati Pad Thai?
>>Me love you long time, Joe!
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What a man's penis might resemble after he performs anal intercourse with a woman who just ate a big bag of peanuts at the Cincinnati county fair.
"I took home this broad I met at the fair last night, it was going well until we had anal sex and my penis looked like a Cincinnati snickers bar when I pulled it out!"
When somebody strikes out after being pitched two strikes and four balls
The Indians just got robbed cause the up called a cincinnati strikeout
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A fart left in an empty elevator for future occupants to experience.
Some smart-ass left a Cincinnati air freshener in the elevator at work this morning. 38 floors I had to go up with that stench.
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When a person shits in a pillow case and beats someone else with it, very hard.
"Dan I will Cincinnati Hot Pocket you!!!!!!!"
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