Random
Source Code

cock blocking karen

a person that always knows the exact time to walk in a room and shut you down and exposes embarrassing secrets during the blocking

dude her mom pulled a cock blocking karen on me twice

by morbidbirdcage June 5, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock Blocking Stamp

When a female puts hickies over your neck as a mark of territory preventing other females from talking to you.

"yo my gurl put the cock blocking stamp all over my neck. every gurl i tried to holla at, they rejected me!"

by Freezy of FreezyENT January 12, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock block squad

a group (sometimes an entire small town) of people who hate on you in a feeble attempt at backyard politics. can sometimes be drawn across racial or socio-economic lines.

The angry black girls formed a cockblock squad to keep big fat Marcus and rich little Pamela away from each other.

by hello April 12, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock block

When a woman turns you off so badly that you cannot get an erection for at least 5 years afterwards, see Christine Hamilton

God the queen mother looks pretty, shit no she's such a cock block

by jammyjames60 June 3, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


captain cock block

from cock block;
one who frequently cock blocks a person and/or couples

Bob: What the hell man! did't you see me trying to get at Ashley?

Jim: Haha yeah

Bob: You always do this!!

Jim: I know haha

Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block

by that 1 chick February 12, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gravity cock block

When gravity is the only thing standing in the way of a male from sexual activity. This largely occurs in college afterparty situations where one is too intoxicated to climb up a simple ladder.

Guy 1: "So what happened with you and that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "She said she was down so we went back to my dorm."
Guy 1: "Alright man! So how was she?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man we got to my bunk but we couldn't get up the bed. Total gravity cock block."

by CollegeDormBoy October 20, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Party Cock Block

A.K.A: PCB
you're rock'n druck at a party you need to find a shitter
quick. You stumble into random rooms and find one where

a dude is gettin his freak on you just PCB'd him
More than likely you get knocked the fuck out

Donnie: did you bryan got druck as hell at that party saturday and Party Cock Block 'd Dave ?

Chuck: Yeah I heard he got his beat

by veggieboy1234 April 14, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž