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The principle that things will work themselves out according to their natural conclusion. Belief in Two Coins Law represents a belief in a deterministic universe that complies with the laws of physics.
Named after the plastic whirlpools at tourist attractions where a coin is placed in a chute in either side and allowed to spiral down to a hole in the bottom. If one understands that the coins will do like that, one has grasped Two Coins Law.
"The food at this restaurant was awful! I should have known when I saw how dirty the place was."
"Sorry bud, Two Coins Law."
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Nomen agentis.
A person whom no prior social contact have been made whit. But the estimate is that the odds are even 1:1 to engage in sexual contact whit this person that same night.
Usually a person of lower to even socioeconomic status than the person using the expression.
"See that girl over there? She's coinflip."
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Friend: "I heard that you got lucky yesterday?"
You: "Lucky? It was a coin flip!"
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To Make Money. Either by hard work, by being clever, or (especially) by hustling. According to Chris Crocker in one of his video blogs, you make coin by "showing a little leg."
Variations on the phrase can be used, as long as you keep some form of the word "make" and "coin" in the mix.
I can't talk right now, I gotta go make some coin.
Life's all about makin' coin, baby.
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Among us coin is a crypto currency founded to spread awareness for trans acceptance.
Hey Jakob, have you purchased any among us coin recently?
You sussy baka, why haven't you bought any among us coin yet?
I need to bust a nut, although i haven't purchased any among us coin yet.
The anus. Derived from a certain scene in Spongebob where two characters tried to shove a coin up a seahorse's ass, thinking it was a coin slot for a kiddie ride. See Chocolate starfish or Leather cheerio.
My rubber coin slot is itchy but I can't scratch it or else my hand will smell like ass.
A prostitute. Also an insulting reference to a cheap or whore-a-licious woman.
Aaron was so ugly that he had to use a coin operated beaver to get any.
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The delusion that you have control over the situation, when its clear to everyone else that you are clueless.
Reminiscent of playing car racing video games in shops when you were a kid with no money, but still vigorously manipuating the steering wheel and enjoying the ride, as the text "Insert Coin" flashes continuously.
DUANE: "C'mon guys! One big push and we'll all get this last bit done!"
MARK: "Why's Duane from management holding a clipboard and talking at us? We all know what we're doing and we're ahead of schedule anyway. He's just justifying his payrise."
JOHN: "Nah he's not that clever, he's got insert coin syndrome."
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