Rural Dictionary

Colby Goins

Colby Goins is a VERY tall guy, very nice and sweet , Colby probably plays video games and is very funny without noticing it. He probably sometimes unaware of things without even knowing it. Most likely very likable. If you ever come across a Colby I recommend treasure his presence and keep him as a friend.

You're so short -Colby Goins

by bagelbite February 24, 2021

Colby Graham

An exciting and all round amazing guy/girl, This person will make you so happy as they are sweet, funny and good in bed, anybody out there would be lucky to have a colby graham.

OMG i love that colby graham
that colby graham is so fine
i bet you wish you were a colby graham

by relikz July 4, 2012

Bobby Colby

An attention-deficit legendary creature of Korean folk, known because of its height, weight, and high pitch squeal, which many scientists say is the cause of cancer. The face of the creature is that of a gorilla's but he has the body of an elephant, the arms of a T- Rex, and the legs of a giraffe (which questions the ability of Bolby to walk on two feet). Victims' description of its height ranges from 12 feet to 36 feet. But coincidentally, they all agreed on the fact that its round belly is able to swallow a human whole.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.

man 1: have you seen Bobby Colby's wrestling video?
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube

by The Chosen afgjdkfssadfgh,jjm March 18, 2011