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cheek collection

the collections of one's cheeks

Aye yo tony lemme collect those cheeks later.
I have a PHD in cheek collection.

by MasterCollector May 24, 2017


collect-a-cert

A derogatory label for a person who prizes industry certifications above knowledge and capability.

Often such a person will set about collecting as many certifications as they can and proudly display them in their email signature and social network profiles. Typically they have a shallow understanding of areas in which they are certified, and are unable to display significant independent reasoning or understanding in those areas.

May also refer to the act of obtaining an industry certification.

Also known as "pokemon accreditation"; Gotta catch 'em all!

1. "I've interviewed five job applicants and every one of them is a collect-a-cert."

2. "I'm going to have to go 'collect-a-cert' to qualify for the next pay bracket"

by qwak May 10, 2013


Collect the Yeast

1.) Synomnious with Secure the Bag and Get the Bread

2.) When you rise and grind, effectively collecting the yeast before it rises to bread.

3.) Taking credit for the bread (success) by collecting all the yeast before others can take it.
4.) Having the begining means to obtain success before it exists. (Having ways to make bread)

Guy 1:- I have an algebra exam tomorrow.
Guy 2:- Bro, study and collect the yeast.

Guy 1:- Hell yeah, COLLECT THE YEAST!

Guy 1:- Now I can make some fucking bread. ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿž

by COLLECTtheYEAST March 25, 2019


Collecting Apples

people with big bellies look like they've been down to the orchid collecting apples

ayup you been down to the orchid collecting apples?

fuck off!

by fuzzmeister June 6, 2010


The Neegin Collection or The Neegin Experience

this happens when a lot of people have a certain hero and named after him or legally change their name to them and may even share the same birthday and have the same features like skin color and height or description. and it could be for many reasons like their greatest role model, or the person name gives them protection against attackers, or they really love the name more than they own and the original such a good day: that he don't mind either. for an example the name John Smith is so vast and plentiful all around the world and it's counter part Jane Smith for female. it's really great experience hearing all the great stories on how it unfolds so specially for each person and always more is added indirectly and independently it's not a conspiracy or anything like that. purely coincidence probably the only one too.

The Neegin Collection or The Neegin Experience is something most people wouldn't care about learning because it's so mundane but to the few who loves to adventure or explore it's a nice little side quest or side adventure.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022


Tyres car collection

An absolute god tier collection of 200 cars on GTA V held by a player known as Tyres

"Woah look at that car"- person 1
"Yup thats straight out of Tyres car collection"- person 2

by WildWillez December 13, 2020


Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020