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One who soaks up the physical benefits of pleasure like a basset hound sopping wet milk off the floor with his ears
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A miniature figure of a person created out of cloth, given to the people of AIDS-torn Africa through the charity organizations World Vision, ICross and Save the Children
"she said she wanted me to squeeze her until her eyeballs popped out of her head. that's how i knew she was one of those comfort dolls."
or:
"We used the comfort dolls in place of the usual plastic padding inside the boxes of HIV medication"
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A fuck a girl gives just once to a guy who is totally enamoured with her. Usually thrown to him.
Joe was head over heels with Rebecca. She threw a him a comfort fuck last night.
Getting/being really super drunk on Southern Comfort
Sorry I pissed on your table, Im feelin pretty southern comfortable.
Those extra pounds people put on when they're in a comfortable relationship
Sarah's got a little muffin top goin' on since she moved in with Jason, she's put on a comfort 20.
The term means having slaves to wait on your every need and comfort you. Southerners still use the term because they'd like to forget that the North kicked their asses and freed their slaves. But really in their hearts they know they can't do shit because we would come back down their and crush their pathetic, Godless culture again. They know that the God of the North will once again raise up an Army of the faithful and burn their shit down if they try to enslave any of his people claiming to do so in His name.
We could stay in an Inn but I'd rather stay on Uncle Bob's plantation so we can experience some southern comfort at its best- his slaves are so good.
Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.
Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Where have you been?
Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.
All night long?
She was really upset.