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Someone who thinks he real smooth on the internet. But when he face to face he dont gots it.
I like mac'n on bitches at da club. Some jacob be thinkin he smooth sittin at home wit his computer confidence.
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A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.
Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Macintosh computer and I can't get it to work!
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often used for viewing porn and illegal hacking programs
...so computer screens arnt sledgehammer resistant
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A person whose livelihood is derived from working with computers (either software or hardware).
Someone who is an expert in the field of computer science
A person with an advanced degree in computer science and/or computer engineering
A software engineer working in Microsoft is a computer professional.
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A plange for computers.
Unlike a regular plange, computer planges use electricity.
They make your computer easier to use.
"Oh, a plange for the computers?"
"Yes, computer plange."
To watch videos, clips, news, podcasts, virals, or shows on your computer instead of a television.
"I'm busy watching computer, the new Family Guy came out!"
I use Hulu, fancast, and itunes to watch computer.
I don't watch TV, i watch PC!
When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.
Stop it horny computer! Your gonna get me in trouble >:(