Portuguese Cheese Cork

During a gang-bang, multiple men ejaculate into the anus of one woman or man, until their anus becomes full of semen. The semen is then eaten by another individual.

Patty: "I went to my first gang-bang last night."
Christina: "How was it?"
Patty: "It was great! They gave me a Portuguese Cheese Cork, and then another girl ate it."

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Whatever corks your bottle

Similiar to whatever floats your boat but especially appreciated by drunks.

Do you think I need another drink? Reply: Whatever corks your bottle.

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I'll put a cork in your butt hole

This is a phrase/insult that can be used when mad at another person mostly used when someone is farting too much. And you can't handle it so you yell at them and usually, they're weirded out so they stuff or you can do the basic thing which is just hit them.

Example:1

I got in trouble from my parents because, when my brother would not stop farting I yell I'll put a cork in your butt hole

Example: 2
Person 1 : *fart*
Person 2: eww

Person 1: *fart* *fart**FART*
Person2: I'll put a cork in your but hole!!!!!!!

corking the bat

1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.

Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.

Cork sniffer

People who are apart of the New Aged Pipe Smokers.

Dang, you’re a cork sniffer?
Yeah. I love the new aged pipe smokers!

Cork the Modelo and run

Make a French Exit from a party when the vibes turn sour with little to no warning.

Bro these mfs literally just started playing charades. It’s definitely time to cork the modelo and run

Otto Corked

When you spell something right but autocorrect decides to replace it with something completely inappropriate, enigmatic or grammatically or semantically incorrect and you don't notice until RIGHT as you hit send.

"I'm looking forward to your visit but I'm so glad it's tomorrow since that gives me a chance to clean the diarrhea."

"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"

or

"So happy the air gone."

"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."

or

"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."

"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"

or

"I ight to be home later."

"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."