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Racquetball court

If a tennis court is a giant ping pong table with a fence around it, a racquetball court is a giant folded up ping pong table.

The wall on a racquetball court is like the folded up part of a folded up ping pong table, whether you hit the ball with a racquet, a stick, your hands, or your feet.

by Solid Mantis October 1, 2020


Racquetball court

If a tennis court is a giant ping pong table with a fence around it, a racquetball court is a giant folded up ping pong table.

The wall on a racquetball court is like the folded up part of a folded up ping pong table, whether you hit the ball with a racquet, a stick, your hands, or your feet.

Is the midget standing on the ping pong table again?

by Solid Mantis October 1, 2020


Boy’s Court

When One of the boys commits “Crimes Against the Boys” He States his case at boy’s court or face punishment under the Full extant of “Boy’s Law”

Boy 1: Did you hear what **** did?

Boy 2: Yeah, he’s going to boy’s court.

by September 6, 2020


Half Court Hooper

A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)

Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?

Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.

Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper

by saintssintoo January 12, 2025


Word Court

Words intended to manipulate readers.

WORD COURT Prosecutor Makes a Book Reviewer's "Manipulatives" Bold and Underlined

by but for March 21, 2020


Kangaroo Court

Formal proceedings to expose the lies told by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson when he denied breaking his own laws to hold parties in government offices during the COVID pandemic crisis and resulting national lockdowns.

"Their purpose from the beginning has been to find me guilty, regardless of the facts. This is the very definition of a kangaroo court." - RT Hon. Boris Johnson

by Pollitica June 10, 2023


court-sport

a large breasted mamal. extremely goofy. an idiot. fun. slightly retarded (more than slightyly) a great friend

man-court sport wat the hell are you doing?

cp- being a goofy, idiot, fun, retarded friend what the hell do you think?

man- shut the flip up *turkey slaps court-sport*

nun-amen

by Hannah.Bdog April 2, 2007