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Mazin Court

A street in Ypsilanti, Michigan is known to be the birthplace of a mostly Arab gang. Was a large chill spot and the move until it eventually died out in 2016 when the cops were called on them every day during the summer by the Iraqi.

Bro did you see how the Iraqi was recording kids on Mazin Court again?

by itrllybelikethat December 25, 2018


Expand the Supreme Court

The process of adding more seats to the Supreme Court.
Recently, this is a plan pushed by the left to regain control of the Court, after President Trump shoved three conservative justices in, by adding four of their own. Since the sitting justices have life-long terms, this strategy is their next best shot.
As one might expect, the possibility of replacing one bias with another has made this a bit of a hard sell.

A: We need to expand the Supreme Court, or else they'll demolish LGBT rights, overturn Roe V. Wade, and pare down minority voting rights!
B: Is this really the best way to do that?
A: It is if you aren't willing to get locked up for gunning down Kavanaugh and ACB.

by Ockerjj April 29, 2022


court case in a can

Cody's Bourbon and Cola - well known as "court case in a can" in New Zealand. Named as such due to the frequency of violence and police call outs related to consumers of Cody's. Consumed by obnoxious 12 year-olds getting drunk in city skate parks, through to hard blokes and sheilas in rural New Zealand.
Originally 12% alcohol, they have slowly been getting reduced down in alcohol strength (7% as of 2022) due to pressure from police and politicians.

You crack the first court case in a can and suddenly it's tomorrow, you've got no shirt on and you're wearing somebody else's jandals.

by DarkFalcon February 17, 2022


Disband the courts

Disband the courts is a political protest globally where drug use is mandatory and talking to the police is required to be done with .177 cal airguns in retailiation for cavity search on children under 5

Disband the courts always pack upgraded Glocks and m2a2 Thompson and ak1

Airguns I hate the group they almost always win even in court and their buildings are huge this one is 250,000

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022


Court Nodder

Noun. A person who falls asleep in court while sitting at the table in front of the judge while their lawyer is pleading their case in open court. Sometimes it is more than one person, which some are in the court audience who nod off and fall on the person sitting next to them or hit their head on the seat in front of them.

The Court Nodder typically goes on a drug binge for days before their court hearing because they think they will have to go to jail or prison. The condition is typically brought on by using meth and staying up for days or using opiates and nodding off during your court proceeding.

Judge: What was that noise?
District Attorney: Your honor, we have a Court Nodder in the third row that hit the floor.
Judge: Bailiff, See if you can wake them up and arrest them for disrupting my court or call EMS if you cannot.

by Free The Egg February 28, 2019


Truth Court

The fictitious court of law where individuals who made a false statement (told a lie) are tried by a jury.

Truth Court is packed with spectators. The court officer wears a white police shirt with an emblem on each sleeve and a gold badge on his chest. His tie and his pants are blue, and he has a police night stick on his belt. He is Hindi, and says, “Everyone please stand.”

The judge, Jason Trickspotterspeaks, wears black frame glasses, and speaks in a southern U.S. dialect.

The judge hits his gavel once and says, “Liars Court is now in session.

The complainant is suing Mr. Pepe Roni because the day they met he told her he was single and free, but was living with the woman he had divorced a year before meeting her.
The judge asks her, “Miss please state your name.”
“My name is Don’t Touch Me.”
“What do you do for a living.”

“I am the receptionist at Cutting-Edge Apps which sells apps wholesale and retail on the Web.”
“How did you meet the accused?
“He came to my company to demonstrate an app he sells called ‘Sex Rays’. While he waited he told me I was beautiful and invited me to lunch. “
“Did you accept?”
“I did, and later that day we met a few blocks from my job and ate pizza.”
“How was it?”
“It was good, Your Honor.
“Okay, Miss Touch Me, Liars Court financially compensates anyone who has been a victim of a false statement, a lie, which this court has verified took place.”
“Yes, Your Honor.”
“Did any of the lies you allege Mr. Pepe Roni told you cause you to suffer any economic loss?

by but for March 21, 2020


Village Court

Sometimes used in place of middle village .

Gee it sure is inconvenient that village court is another term for middle village

by Worth a bit April 3, 2023