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Covfefe is the sound that emanates from the rear ends of Portland Oregon lumberjacks after their seventh visit of the day to the local neighborhood coffee and hash brownie Jamaica Brownie shop.
Upon finishing his spruce-infused dark roast and hash buckeye brownie pot brownie, the lumberjack (Covfefe!) felt a strange stirring (Covfefe!) in his bowel.
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A comment Donald Trump may have misprounced on Twitter in regards to what will expel from our lungs from excess pollution in leaving the Paris Climate Agreement.
"As we exit the Paris Climate Agreement and pollution ensues, you may notice some covfefeing and breathing issues"
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When Your Hands are too small to type coverage but you need to sound like a professional
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It’s something stupid that Donald Trump made up when deciding if he heard Yanny or Laurel 🙄
Reporter: Hey Donald! Do you hear Laurel or Yanny?
Trump: I hear Covfefe
Reporter: ..
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Covfefe’ (pronounced “cuv – fee- fae”) is an Antediluvian term for “In the end we win.” It was commonly used by the sons of Adam to rail against the evil actions of the fallen who had led man astray.
The term gained popularity prior to the great deluge and was rarely used after the flood subsided. It regained favor around the time Nimrod was building his tower, after which it was entirely lost in translation at Babel.
Despite constant negative press, covfefe.
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