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A Slang Term For I Cant Get Something Right
What The FuckleBarry CreamPie Cant I Land This Trick
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Get ready to forget the condom and forget pull out because September 29 is national give a creampie day
Last night was national give a creampie day so I came 3 seconds in without a warning
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Slang; origin, Dublin's southside. Involves getting so shitfaced that you completely forget about how you creampie surprised that lucky person the night before, until reminded about it later on the next day.
"Holy shit, I can't believe I fucked up again last night and gave that ugly bitch a Blackout City Creampie Surprise, let's hope she's clean."
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A three-way with two Amish women resulting in filling their insides.
Hey man. You wouldn't believe last night after the party. I had a double decker oatmeal creampie and it was amazing.
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One of the most obscure and legendary of all gay sex acts. First the penetrator ejaculates into the penetratee's rectum. Then the penetratee presses his anus firmly against the penetrator's rectum and farts the semen back into the penetrator. The penetratee they sucks the semen out of the penetrator's rectum and spits it into the penetrator's mouth. Level of difficulty... ten.
He totally gave me they best birthday gift. A Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball. It was amazing.
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October 31 is the national creampie day! Make a creampie with your gf
BF: Hey babe <3
GF: Hey :)
BF: You know whats going to happen tonight its October 31 National creampie day ;)
GF: Oh yeah! :* im so excited for the creampie ;)
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Day where you tell someone you like, or want, and they must give you a creampie.
Her: Hey, do you know what April 22 is?
Him: No, why?
Her: April 22, National Creampie Me Day!
Him: Awesome!
(Then he gives her a creampie)