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A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.
We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.
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( very misogynistic): the female version of a paypig in a female dominated relationship
I d rather be a payout and a gentleman at the same time than have a my cougar also be my credit card bitch.
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when a new love interest begins to inquire about one's sexual history, like a credit report, any sexual acts occurring more than seven years ago do not count.
Cook: "I'm glad your back with Venus."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."
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your verginity
Lucy: hey do you think she has lost her credit card
Nikita: no shes not like that
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to eat a cheap meal at lunch time because you are skint i.e. bread and jam or corn flakes etc
Paul: I'm going to the sandwich shop at lunch time, you want anything?
Tom: Nah i'm havin a credit crunch lunch
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Running a bar of soap through your partner's ass crack. Move is best used during a playful sexy shower.
Guy: Can I wash your sweet rump?
Girl: Do it like a credit card!
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A "Michigan Credit Card" is known in the state of Michigan as a "Bridge Card" or EBT card. Its food stamps in a Debit Card format. Due to the states current employment issues, many people, including those just out of high school who have never even attempted to work a day in their life but already have a child or 2 and one on the way, obtain Michigan Credit Cards. The cards accounts are "filled" on particular days throughout the month, and if you go shopping on these certain days, you will be able to discern those using their Michigan Credit Card from those who actually work for a living. Simply give a cursory examination of the grocery carts' contents, and watch the shopping habits of the shoppers themselves. The Michigan Credit Card users grab many of one or several items, usually national brand items, without checking price, etc.. People who work for a living will carefully select those items which they can afford, looking for sale or marked-down items, denying themselves "extras" such as ice-cream, ho-ho's, and Mountain Dew 24 packs (all of which can be found in a MCC users cart) instead buying hamburger and other essentials. These essentials are usually the store brand. Although Michigan Credit Cards are for grocery shopping, MANY gas stations and party stores accept Michigan Credit Cards.
Dave--DUDE....what is up with those two 18 year-olds with tenderloin and porterhouse steaks in their cart? I bust my ASS for a living and Im buying hamburger.
Mike--Check the date on the calendar, dude. Im sure its ALLLL goin on their Michigan Credit Card..or cardS.
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