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Crippling

A femboy twink

Crippling sucked Charlie's toes.

by PandaTaco January 3, 2023


Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019


Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019


shift cripple

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.

kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"

by Pop the cherry November 24, 2008


Cripple virus

When so many people in a group or area are sustaining injuries that it seems contagious.

Man, it feels like everyone is walking with crutches now.
Yeah dude, the cripple virus is going around.

by zorgid September 21, 2024


Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.

"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"

by Aidywady May 26, 2017


cripple-kill

When you kill three disabled people.

Did you hear about that school shooting.

I herd Sam Adam and idrees died.
Well that’s a cripple-kill

by Charleroi trout January 29, 2021