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College-Life Crisis

A type of phase college students go through fearing that once they graduate, they’re gonna think to themselves, “why was I so boring during college?”.

Alice: What’s with JJ? He almost got caught spray painting on the dorms!
Bob: Sorry. JJ’s going through a College-Life Crisis right now. he’s trying to keep himself from being remembered as lame.

by warspawn November 10, 2021


mid-cyph crisis

1. when someone gets in their emotional while smoking a joint/blunt

2. when someone drops the joint/blunt everyone is sharing

3. when the order of who hits the joint/blunt gets confused

"We were smoking in the park and after 5 hits she had a mid-cyph crisis about her dog dying."

"everytime i smoke with you, we have a mid cyph crisis!"

by diirtbaag March 09, 2016


Irish Missile Crisis

The crisis a female has when an Irish American guy shows her his big white cock.

Irish American guy,"When she sees my missile, she has a crisis!" Thus, Irish Missile Crisis.

by mattsmash99 May 31, 2017


Cuban misile crisis

That happened for real? I thought that was just a movie!

Cuban misile crisis had some tasty licks

by HeavyDynamite December 26, 2022


italian missile crisis

Italian Missile Crisis - When an Italian man shoots a fat load into a girl. And she in turn laughs a hearty laugh and the cum shoots out back at him.

Did you hear about Anthony's Italian Missile Crisis?

by Aspeegers Harry Pottet January 19, 2018


Quarter Life Crisis

The period beginning some time during high school and lasting until college graduation in which a person feels emotionally and physically out of shape compared to others. Is similar to a mid life crisis but there is no way to spend your way out since you're broke and have to actually change yourself.

I must be going through a quarter life crisis. I just feel so depressed and I'm not even through with college.

by dealhpig2 July 25, 2016


Teen life crisis

A mid life crisis but for teens

They are depressed and wanna kill themselves even but can't cause they are scared to hurt people

Jamie: I wanna end it all but people are gonna get hurt too.

Carl: Oh you're going througha teen life crisis

by man cheese December 11, 2020