I was so tired of hearing "straight up" as a blanket response to nearly anything I decided to start hitting people back with "crooked down" to throw 'em off maybe make em think a little before moving on.
A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.
She was surprised when I asked, "straight up?", and said, "'crooked down' silly, it was just a joke".
A character in the animal crossing game series who is known for being financially greedy. He is a raccoon that charges high prices for housing.
Man my bank is worse than nook the crook!
When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.
Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.
Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).
Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.
Nothing can neglect it, stands with everything, only people with the name FTC can use it.
"I force concession via burden of crooked smile."
a cop who abuses the rights of minorities
Denise: carl is a racist crooked cop
Nate: I know he said he likes to pick up blacks on friday so they cant see a judge until monday so they have to sit there the entire weekend
other examples of carl's racial crookedness includes planting crack cocaine on minorities and always clearing all warrants of minorities
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Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"