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Blue balls that you get after just being friendzoned by a girl who may or may not have been ontop of you at the time of the friendzoning.
Man, I was just about to get nailed by Christie, but then she saw my tiny cock and said we should just be friends. Now I have friendzone crotch!
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The large fatty overhang of the lower belly that protects, covers and shades the genital area.
Check out that crotch awning on that man! It's so big it hangs to his knees!
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The involuntary pulse and/or muscle spasm in the vagina that occurs when a woman is in need of some penal penetration.
oh girl, I haven't had sex in three years and i think i caught a case of crotch throb.
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A person, male or female, who is an expert in matters pertaining to the genital region of the human body, particularly regarding sexual concerns. Can be used in a derogatory fashion or to compliment sexual prowess.
From Pavement's "Here":
"Let's spend our last
Quarter stance randomly
Go down to the outlet once again
Painted portrait of minions and slaves
Crotch mavens and one night plays
Are they the only ones who laugh "
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When you are wearing jeans, and the zipper area folds, giving the impression that you have an erection.
I'm telling you it's not a boner! My jeans are giving me a pervert crotch!
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(n.) a towel (or other piece of material such as an article of clothing left in the bathroom by a roomie or sibling) purpose-dedicated to drying the area between one's genitals and rectum and the rectum itself (also the region between the scrotum and the thigh). The towel is grasped in one hand in front of the body, and one hand behind and pulled back and forth vigorously, as if flossing one's teeth, but on a larger and smellier scale.
(v.) to floss one's crotch, using a towel as described above. Telltale evidence is usually left on a towel used for crotch flossing: brown skid marks.
Doug used Jane's tanktop as crotch floss, since she insists upon leaving her clothing on the bathroom floor.
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A medium to large group of sport bikes. similar to a biker gang, but composed of only crotch rockets.
That crotch posse had some nice bikes.
Did you see the size of that crotch posse?
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