crown rumping

(n) The act of getting some one black out drunk on Crown royal, inserting your fist into their anus, and leaving before they awaken the following morning.

(adj) crown rumped - the state of having received a crown rumping.

My girlfriend must have gone crown rumping last night because my ass hurts and there are plastic gloves on the night stand.

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Crowning Achievement

When you take a big dump and your man poon retracts causing your turd to be totally reassumed by the butt. Typically happens on accident but causes feelings of great achievement that forces you to to tell everyone you know about it.

"bro, I went to blast a dookie and ended up with a crowning achievement."

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crown woods

A place where boys and girls go to so they can say away from their parents and swear and act all big but are actually bitches asking for attention in life.

hey did you see those bitches in crown woods?

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crack crown

tatoo on lower back normally on female

Her halter top and low cut jeans showed her crack crown when she leaned forward.

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Triple Crown

Eating a delicious sandwich while taking a shit and getting a blow job. The three greatest satisfactions a man can have.

that chick is nasty. i got the triple crown on the first date.

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triple crown

n. Taking three shots in a row with a short and comical, yet obscure toast before each.

Scout: Is the Foz doing a triple crown?
Shark: Yeah.
Foz: This shot goes out to Laura FUCKING Hodgkins!--Then proceeds to take a shot of vodka.

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triple crown

A delicious shot of whiskey, a horse tranqulizer, a horse laxative, and a Viagra. Try one and wait for the shock.

Dustin took a triple crown at the bar last night and woke up to a few surprises!

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