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The act of when you have late night sex and cum on a girl. She falls asleep and when she wakes up she's got crusty jizz on her face.
I got drunk last night and I gave this girl the crusty creamer.
An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.
Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.
"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.
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A punk rocker who does not care so much they look like homeless street lurkers and will eat anything derived from anywhere such as discarded food tossed on the ground or left in the trash.
Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Example 1:
I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.
Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.
Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!
When an elder male roleplays as a wizard and calls his penis a wand
"I heard my grandfather talking about something called a crusty wizard, dont ever search it up"
noun. 1.a well used prostitute's sensitive bits.
Origin=2006, TotalFark.
If you're desperate for some poon, a crusty vato will do just fine.
A term for a homeless man who hasn't bathed in days.
Man that crusty travis creeps me out. Let's run over that crusty travis.
A sock previously used for masturbationthat is now hardened from dried cum
Ryan's mom found his crusty glove when she was doing laundry