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Edp's cupcake is an underage dish which consists of Almost 99% of the mass of the human body is made up of six elements: oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. Only about 0.85% is composed of another five elements: potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, and magnesium. And can only cook during the night, Cause ya gotta give yo meat a good ol' rub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But most importantly Edp's cupcake was very erotic and worth eating atleast once in your life, Make sure there aint no fucking police nearby tho.....
Hey did u taste Edp's cupcake
Yeah, and I got a free trip to the prison
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Term used to describe cupcakes with a cherry (or other round topping) which in fact look like nipples. Founded by KC and Elka of the PlanetCast Podcast. It is sometimes shouted at concerts (i.e. Tegan and Sara) to search for fellow kelkians.
"I want me some nipple cupcakes!"
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another word for a muffin, or a nickname for your lover :)
yo, i ate a naked cupcake for breakfast today, you know, a muffin?
Applies to heterosexual and homosexual partners alike.
The standing partner leans slightly forwards. The other partner kneels behind, tonguing the bumhole and massaging the pubic region.
Just prior to climax, the standing partner defecates in the mouth of the kneeler.
Then, they turn around to ejaculate over the mouth-poo.
The kneeler then tears a handfull of pubes off the stander and sprinkles them over the mouth-poo-cum cupcake.
The cupcake is then eaten by both partners.
Friend #1: Hey Sarah.. you have terrible breath today..
Friend #2: Yeah sorry dude, last night I shared a Bavarian Cupcake with Steve..
Friend #1: I read about those on Urban Dictionary... I thought it was just a joke- How was it?
Friend #2: It was exactly like the definition.. tasteless and corny.
the sticking of Ray Toro's hand inside of a cupcake.
"did you see that interview with Ray molesting that cupcake?"
"being a cupcake molester is my new hobby."
When you squirt whipped cream in a hookers arsehole and she then farts it back in your face. Best practiced in kinky, no inhibitions whorehouses.
Man I just did a Devil's Cupcake with Eat and Cake at the Devils Den, shit got nasty
The act of beginning to double penetrate (DP) a woman and calling a bunch of your friends over. More and more of your friends keep penetrating until the maximized 6P. At this point the goal is to create new holes getting up to the fabled 16P. At 16P you have crossed any human threshold and have achieved the Kenyan Cupcake. This maneuver is Highlly Illegal and violates most if not every International Human Rights Law.
The Kenyan Cupcake cannot be exemplified.
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