what happens when you forget to return the slab
Bradley: Bro I think I got The Pharaoh's Curse, I'm spitting out sand!
Melissa: blud did NOT return the slab ðŸ˜
A curse originally started by Austin Renneke in which a player or team continuously succeeds in the regular season or playoffs but ultimately fails in the championship game. The curse came to be after Austin Renneke proceeded to have a 2-7 record in the finals despite success in all games prior, with many other situations being the same such as an undefeated season where he'd lose the Super Bowl and many more.
Person 1: Bruhhh we really just lost in championship after being undefeated
Person 2: Ahhhh you got that Renneke Curse
Person 1: WE'RE CHAMPIONS
Person 2: Yeah we aint on that Renneke type beat
xfudge curse is when you become really shit at the gulag and is unable to win until you have won
person 1: shit you died ya try to win the gulag
person 1: oh wait he has the xfudge curse
Stupid and obnoxious. And shouldn’t be allowed to have tik tok. Likes dark jokes and cosplays old characters. Shouldn’t be allowed to cosplay.
The curse that all headphones, no matter if you take the upmost care to them, will start to break randomly.
Some random person:Why aren't my headphones working?!I took so much care to them!
Some other random person:Oh that means you have been cursed with the headphones curse.
There are many theories as to why the Buffalo Bills are so tragically inclined to giving up great opportunities in the twilight of magnificent games or seasons. The one I offer is The Curse of the Juice ("The Juice" being OJ Simpson--Bills running back '69-'77). Great player on a shitty team, destined to spend his golden years in jail is--it's an all too appropriate parallel to a team that can bring it large untill the fourth quarter or fourth horribly super bowel.
Why the fuck can't the Bills win with a lead at the two minute mark?
Curse of the Juice bro... effin OJ...
When you are trapped dating thick people
Yo I'm really trapped in that thick curse