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The Pharaoh's Curse

what happens when you forget to return the slab

Bradley: Bro I think I got The Pharaoh's Curse, I'm spitting out sand!
Melissa: blud did NOT return the slab 😭

by ALJ69 August 9, 2023


Renneke Curse

A curse originally started by Austin Renneke in which a player or team continuously succeeds in the regular season or playoffs but ultimately fails in the championship game. The curse came to be after Austin Renneke proceeded to have a 2-7 record in the finals despite success in all games prior, with many other situations being the same such as an undefeated season where he'd lose the Super Bowl and many more.

Person 1: Bruhhh we really just lost in championship after being undefeated
Person 2: Ahhhh you got that Renneke Curse

Person 1: WE'RE CHAMPIONS

Person 2: Yeah we aint on that Renneke type beat

by Chief_Morris March 29, 2020


xfudge curse

xfudge curse is when you become really shit at the gulag and is unable to win until you have won

person 1: shit you died ya try to win the gulag

person 1: oh wait he has the xfudge curse

by dvrk June 28, 2020


.cursed._.cos.c0m

Stupid and obnoxious. And shouldn’t be allowed to have tik tok. Likes dark jokes and cosplays old characters. Shouldn’t be allowed to cosplay.

.cursed._.cos.c0m Is dumb

by Zerovrall May 16, 2021


The headphones curse

The curse that all headphones, no matter if you take the upmost care to them, will start to break randomly.

Some random person:Why aren't my headphones working?!I took so much care to them!
Some other random person:Oh that means you have been cursed with the headphones curse.

by Bannana247 September 23, 2020


Curse of the Juice

There are many theories as to why the Buffalo Bills are so tragically inclined to giving up great opportunities in the twilight of magnificent games or seasons. The one I offer is The Curse of the Juice ("The Juice" being OJ Simpson--Bills running back '69-'77). Great player on a shitty team, destined to spend his golden years in jail is--it's an all too appropriate parallel to a team that can bring it large untill the fourth quarter or fourth horribly super bowel.

Why the fuck can't the Bills win with a lead at the two minute mark?

Curse of the Juice bro... effin OJ...

by spurious mammothrept September 15, 2009


thick curse

When you are trapped dating thick people

Yo I'm really trapped in that thick curse

by Lil baby whipe September 5, 2017