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The awkward time between getting the bill and finalizing on how to divvy up the tab between 2 or more people at a sit-down restaurant, especially when the check is much higher than you expected, and you even do the blink-backwards-head-nod in surprise at the price difference.
Typically the check dance indicates the quality of another person. If the other person who did not receive the check makes no indication of willingness to negotiate on how to split the check evenly or even attempts to pay the entire tab (whether genuine or not), this will tell you that that particularly person is a cheap ungrateful douche' bag.
After eating tons of food at the Olive Garden, we got the bill, and I was expecting to check dance over it, but my cheap date didn't even attempt to look at how much the bill came out to.
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When you are walking and you get close enough to a person walking towards you that you and the other person have to jump or stutter back and forth until it is decided who is going left and who is going right.
"I better hug the right side of this hallway so I don't end up stranger dancing with this person."
When your bowels are roiling and screaming at you to sit on the ring of honor.
Young Greg Cote: Mom, I don't think I'll play well today in my little league game. I'm feeling dancing swords inside.
Mrs. Cote: Don't worry, son. I have a feeling you'll do just fine.
When someone is so confident in winning a race or any other competition, that they dance in front of the finish line due to believing they'll cross it first. It is known to not end well for the "winner" as another competitor usually takes the "winner's" place right before they cross the finish line.
As a wise man once said: "winner's dance is a lie. It's the second place dance."
Joinen: "Winner's dance, colon, noun, did not win; but *did* dance. It's an activity actually. It's what you- It's a- It's a verb. It's a thing that you do. Uh, which is to not win, but to dance."
The act of doing the “OP Dance” which you act as if you are starting a lawn mower in a forward motion. You can also do it in a reverse motion.
A bowel movement brought on by excessive or extreme dancing.
I got so excited I almost dance pooped everywhere.
When you accidentally already have your chat window open and decide to type /e dance but press "/" to get it open but it is already open.
//e dance. Oops. i meant /e dance
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