Dis or Dat

The 3rd question of almost every You Don't Know Jack game in Jackbox Party Pack 5. Its a question where Cookie Masterson reads out 7 prompts and you need to guess which it belongs into. Players gets points for guessing the correct answer but lose points with every wrong answer.

Its time for a Dis or Dat .

What dis?

A sentence of confusion and chaos.

Hot girl passes by
“What dis?”

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dis dick

chocolate pankaces to eat for breakfast

want to eat dis dick for breakfast

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Di-Whore

A fashion-obsessed superficial backstabber who cannot control her constant desires for designer labels and brand-named goods. She will never settle for an ordinary item of clothing, that is just as good and hard-wearing as a catwalk piece, but will always shop for a pointlessly expensive pair of jeans, preferrably tight-fitting, from a ridiculous store that sells clothes for way more than they're worth because they have a certain name printed on the label.

Student 1: Who's that?
Student 2: Di-Whore.
Student 1: Who?
Student 2: The school's meanest girl who serves herself up on a plate to any guy who walks by.
Student 1: Slut.
Student 2: Yeah.

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Guan Di

In the Chinese pantheon of Gods he is the Patron Saint of Bean Curd (tofu), War, and the general protector of the souls of the dead. Made "famous" by being the featured monster in the cult movie "My Name is Bruce."

With Flashing Red Eyes, & a Flowing White Beard, Everyone Knew He Was a God to Be Feared! Guan Di is his name, Guan Di is his name, Guan Yu Guan Me, Guan Di, Guan Di is his name!

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cats died

When your trousers are to short. This is a popular phrase is Derbyshire

I can't wear these trousers, cats died

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Di-Hurl

To Vomit and have explosive diarrhoea symultaneously.
Can cause difficulty in choosing which orriface to aim at the porcelain and which you will have to clean up. (If you are drunk the di-hurl usually occurs whilst making that decision, and leaving stains on legs, wall and ceiling.)

Amalgum of diarrhoea and "hurl".

Drinking "Tequilla" and rancid goats milk was not a good idea. Hopefully this "Kebab" (with extra hummus) will cure the problem.
Noooooooooooooooooo!
Di-Hurl.

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