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A drink that caught my curiosity at work, so I tried it. Tasted alright until I swallowed it. After screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! The horror!" and downing six Capri Suns to wash away the disgusting aftertaste I vowed never to touch the stuff again.
Dr. Pepper. What's the worst that can happen?
You can end up tasting it. (Shudder)
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His name is Dr. Rockso, he is a rock and roll clown. He does cocaine, unfortunately that is all we know. Dr. Rockso is a character from Adult Swim's "Metalocalypse", he appears in only 2 episodes of the first season: "Birthdayface" and the episode in which he is featured "Dethklown". His music video was taken off of MTV because you could see his junk through his jumpsuit.
"I'm Dr. Rockso, The rock and roll clown. I DO COCAIIIIN! Ca ca caca YEAAAAAH"
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AKA dr. Clit or Dr. Clissy. One of the worst principals to ever walk the earth. Hated by every student and staff member. Does not actually care about students and only liked by herself and her student servants.
“Dr. Clit AKA Dr. Clissold is the worst principal in school history, I can’t even give respect her enough to call her Dr.” Dr. Clissy has struck again!
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Know for his notorious saying “Happy Tuesday” which was always said on Wednesday
Happy Tuesday everyone.- Dr. Howard
ITS WEDNESDAY!! - every single student
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The pinnacle of manliness. An all natural soap for men that changes the your shower experience. Use with caution, you may just become too irresistible.
"Dude, James stole my girlfriend..."
"Ah, he must shower with Dr. Squatch."
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a fat bald guy who thinks he knows everything and makes up really wierd metaphors that are connected to farm life
someone who should be put off the air and sent back to milking cows on the Texas ranch
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This is the best two-player head-to-head competition game ever. It falls into the lovely category of "quick to learn, FOREVER to master", like so many of my favorites. The game styles can vary from beginner-level and slow-going, to an insane flurry of combos, each packed with classic sound effects.
The basic premise of this Tetris-style game is that a doctor with Mario's face is tossing random two-tone capsules, one at a time, into a huge bottle, and you have to make sure the bottle never fills up, by use of the physical truth that if four like-colored squares line up vertically or horizontally, they disappear into a drug oblivion. In addition, the bottle comes pre-packed with a number of similarly colored "viruses", and your end objective is to either A: eradicate all viruses from your bottle, or B: drop enough trash into your opponent's bottle that his bottle fills up and you win by default.
That's where the heart of the game comes in. To drop trash into your opponent's bottle, you have to make combos, that is, where two or more chains of 4 disappear into a drug oblivion, on the same move. With a lot of practice, 3x, 4x, and 5x combos becomes something of a second nature. This is the kind of game that will occupy your thoughts while you're driving, sitting through class, or on a boring date. You can probably get an NES and a copy of Dr. Mario for under $50 total, and trust me it's worth far more than any $50 multiplayer game you can buy for your trash 3D consoles.
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