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The greatest soda ever made. Found mostly in East Tennessee and Western North Carolina.
Manufactured in Johnson City, Tennessee, by the Tri-Cities Bottling Co. Released at the same time as Mountain Dew (Tri-Cities Bottling Co. created Mountain Dew as well) in 1947, it was intended to be the hangover cure for the mixed drinks one would create with the Mountain Dew the previous night.
It has a distinct, smooth, lemon-lime taste, and is rich in Vitamin B and Niacin. It is actually healthy for one to drink one a day.
"Damn, man, my head is pounding from last night. Let's go hit up a Dr. Enuf machine."
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A drink that caught my curiosity at work, so I tried it. Tasted alright until I swallowed it. After screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! The horror!" and downing six Capri Suns to wash away the disgusting aftertaste I vowed never to touch the stuff again.
Dr. Pepper. What's the worst that can happen?
You can end up tasting it. (Shudder)
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His name is Dr. Rockso, he is a rock and roll clown. He does cocaine, unfortunately that is all we know. Dr. Rockso is a character from Adult Swim's "Metalocalypse", he appears in only 2 episodes of the first season: "Birthdayface" and the episode in which he is featured "Dethklown". His music video was taken off of MTV because you could see his junk through his jumpsuit.
"I'm Dr. Rockso, The rock and roll clown. I DO COCAIIIIN! Ca ca caca YEAAAAAH"
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AKA dr. Clit or Dr. Clissy. One of the worst principals to ever walk the earth. Hated by every student and staff member. Does not actually care about students and only liked by herself and her student servants.
“Dr. Clit AKA Dr. Clissold is the worst principal in school history, I can’t even give respect her enough to call her Dr.” Dr. Clissy has struck again!
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Know for his notorious saying “Happy Tuesday” which was always said on Wednesday
Happy Tuesday everyone.- Dr. Howard
ITS WEDNESDAY!! - every single student
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The pinnacle of manliness. An all natural soap for men that changes the your shower experience. Use with caution, you may just become too irresistible.
"Dude, James stole my girlfriend..."
"Ah, he must shower with Dr. Squatch."
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a fat bald guy who thinks he knows everything and makes up really wierd metaphors that are connected to farm life
someone who should be put off the air and sent back to milking cows on the Texas ranch
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