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A tv show where a slut who looks like a dude gets 19 dude on and fucks them all and we have it all on tape to prove she is a huge ugly whore.
I turned the tv on and saw a slutty chick on vh1 the show was Daisy Of Love
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A Crazy Daisy is a joke that a couple plays after having anal sex when semen is ejaculated into the rectum and then forcefully propelled by flatulence (See: Cum Fart) onto a sleeping victim's face.
"Dude I cummed in Julie's ass last night at the party and got her to Crazy Daisy Josh so she went out into the living room and cum farted it all over Josh's face! It was fucking hilarious!"
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an unintentional cock block done by a close friend who didn't realize you were about to get your Mack on.
Dustin- "hey girl wanna go to the movies?"
Tony- " ya all of us, including me the third wheel, should go to the movies!"
Girl- " yea we all should!"
Tony- " COCKS-A-DAISY didn't know you were asking her on a date."
quake, destroyer of worlds , skye , mary sue poots, the biggest BaMF to ever exist
slightly fruity, biggest fitzsimmons shipper, qua of quack .
stronger than any avenger
me: i ship quack
someone: who
me: daisy johnson and natasha romanoff
also known as quake
Badass agent of sheild who is also hot af
Person 1: who is that?
Phil Coulson: that's Daisy Johnson my daughter
Daisy-Ann is an amazing girl who cares about everyone and everything. Everybody knows she's a good friend.
A white girl growing up without shoes.
I tamed that blackfoot daisy now she wears stilettos.