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Cold hellhole with a population of about 7 people as of the 2000 census. Projections say there may be up to 8 people, but that could just be an illegal immigrant.
Black Hills and Rushmore are vastly overrated, btw. People really only come here to gamble and make fun of the locals.
Why bother comparing eastern SD to Minnesota? Minnesota is almost as hick, shitty and worthless as SD.
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my anal passage hurts after dropping a massive south dakota.
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The state we should give Canada because it's so lame and stupid. Where the people need to learn their correct vowel sounds because apparenly the "A" to them sounds like a "E". Where in the high schools everyone gets there friends to beat you up because there such pansies and don't know how to really fight. This is the state where ur friends parents are related to each other (more then likely there cousins). Where everyone that walks into the ER usually ends up in the mental Heath unit. This state is also like drug city, no one has anything else to go so they become druggies. The girls in north Dakota think its ok to go to the tanning bed every week then where a camo prom dress to the prom. This is also the state where everyone is 2 years behind on EVERYTHING! Oh and the people there are just a bag of rocks, pretty much use less. Where people don't have anything better to do then hang out at the mall that only has 5 stores. This is the place where if you tell someone a secret, well you might as well be telling the secret through the intercom because everyone will know it by the end of the day! Also the state where the weather is like a lottery ticket, you don't know if your going to win or loose, you don't know if it will be sunny one day then be blizzarding the next. Normal people have come to conclusion that when it comes to ND and mother nature.....she is always on crack sorta like the people! Hahaha yea I think this covers it all!!!!!!
North Dakota person: Do you need a beg?
Normal American: WTF, a what!?!?
North Dakota person: you know my beg....
Normal American: No actually I don't know, but I would like a bag. I'm not going to beg for a damn bag!
North Dakota person: what's a bag?
Normal American: *sighhh* I give up!
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What a shitty state. The only state worse than South Dakota is Iowa. Iowa sucks balls. South Dakota is full of redneck motherfuckers. Sioux Falls is an exception.... Sioux Falls is actually a cicvilized city
Sioux Falls should be considered part of Minnesota
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Some bunk-ass worthlessness plopped to the south of that other worthless state.
The creatures that populate these redneck-ravaged badlands spend most of their time performing activities such as: Violation of animal rights (beastiality); Re-enacting the Johnny Appleseed legend using Milwaukee's Best, children, and guns; Playing Jeff Foxworthy records at the same time as Dierks Bentley, on loop; DVR'ing every NASCAR race to be watched while not beating on another family member or skinning a helpless animal; Cow-tipping in the often ill-maligned weather; Football.
The government is planning to give America a large fiscal break by destroying this part of the country and leaving its denizens for dead.
Motumbo: "Wow, being persecuted in Central Africa while watching my friends die on a daily basis is sure better than living in South Dakota."
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A very very Weed smoking little girl
I smoke weed everyday #420 blazed Dakota Smith woot woot
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To Dakota a situation, to be redundant and several seconds late.
Dude, you are so Dakota-ing this joke and therefore making it no longer funny
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