Open Data

Picture a digital treasure trove of Earth's info, up for grabs! No need for special invites or elite memberships; it's a total open book. Satellites orbiting overhead capture epic snapshots and data, and guess what? You get full access, no strings attached.

"My grandma just texted me that SkyFi now has Open Data. How does she even know that?"

data boner

Getting sexually excited while data mining and finding a new trend in data that was previously unknown

These new flow charts are giving me a raging data boner.

Did you see the curves of those ROI charts? They gave me a data boner.

Data Poisoning

When your social skills, personality and mental/physical health are heavily affected due to spending way too much time on your PC and never stepping out of the house.

I used to have data poisoning but then I felt the light of the sun

Data-Freaking

The act of giving one's complete attention to quantitative information usually in the form of statistical proof most commonly populated by but not limited to computer programs such as Excel and Tableau.

Most likely to engage in the act of data-freaking are "data-freaks" not to be confused with "data-geeks" which define a population with capabilities to analyze quantitatively however in an unawesome way. (reference data-geeking)

"Due to the optimization team's intense data-freaking last night we now run our advertising campaigns more effectively."

"Hey guys, while data-freaking I found an awesome way to chart this data set!"

Corrupted Data

Used to describe an unattractive girl.

Did you see that girl?

Dude, totally corrupted data!