Top deck

v. to top deck: a house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top deck after the main course”.

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upper deck

to make doodoo in the water tank of a toilet

That guy richie is a real dickhead, so I gave him the upper deck the other night at his keg party.

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shuffleing the deck

a slang word meaning masturbation

to shuffle the deck: to masturbate

Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night

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Stack the deck

When 2 people want to cuddle in bed, but the room temperature exceeds comfortable cuddling conditions. Therefore, you turn your backs to one another and intertwine your buttcheeks, alternating one person's atop the other's in a shuffled, card-like manner.

Jamey and Jessica climb into bed and engage into a typical cuddling position, but their body heat becomes too much to endure for the entire night and therefore they both flip over.

Jamey: Honey it's getting too warm to snuggle, I have to flip over.
Jessica: Ok but let's at least stack the deck (cuddling, essentially with your butt cheeks intertwined.)

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deck shit

A shit done on any flat, hard, surface.

Squat, thrust, watch out, power, release, side spin, splat, deck shit. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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hands on deck

someone who can fight. the type of person who'll knock ya ass out in a fight.

Try me if you want shawty, i got hands on deck.

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decked

to get laid

have sex

last night i got decked for da first time

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