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While someone is tossing your salad you let out a hot, smelly fart in their face.
"She was my tossing my salad so I gave her a Detroit Muffler."
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A person that drives in the passing lane (left) slower than the traffic on the right. They will not move over, but they will however speed up to prevent others from moving into the lane s/he is in. They are the really slow drivers in the middle lane of a freeway. In addition, Detroit Drivers do not like to allow on-ramp freeway traffic to merge into the lane they are driving in, even if they are behind the merging car. Most importantly, they will appear to drive without being aware that what they are doing is rude.
You can watch as this phenomonon dissipates as soon as you leave Michigan (esp the Ohio border).
There he goes, another Detroit Driver, won't move over so we can pass, but look at how he sped up when you tried to pass him on the left.
Detroit Drivers do not even know that the left lane is for passing traffic.
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southwest detroit is one of the most dangerous places in detroit...but also one of the funnist,it has skating rings and great streets (annabelle) great place 2 live
southwest detroit is the greatest place to live
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When one person sucks the feces directly from the anus of another.
She wanted to go out for Mexican, but he was low on cash so he suggested a Detroit Tamale instead.
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A JV football team.
Outsider: Who are they?
Lion Fan: It's the Detroit Lions.
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Detroit 10: A woman who is normally a 4-5, but in Detroit, is a 10.
Guy 1: "Yo dawg, dat bitch is a ten."
Guy 2: *shakes head* "You must be from Detroit."
Detroit 10
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When someone defecates on you (see: Cleveland Steamer) while driving an American-made car across the border to Canada.
I got stopped at the border attempting a Detroit Smuggler with my life-partner
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