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When a man deposits his load on a woman's tramp stamp (must be of floral theme).
A girl asked me to give her a back rub, but she had dew on the lily, so I refused.
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a mountain dew is when you shit on someones chest and make a mountain, then piss on top of the mountain to cause it to make a land slide, this is known as the mountain dew.
I just took a mountain dew on your mom, man!
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the clear male secretion left on the tip of the pee hole after aggressive hugging and or making out
Bj had a dew drop after hugging jill
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When you urinate on a mountain.
'There wern't any toilet's up there, I had to Mountain Dew
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The act of shooting one's sperm in a projectile fashion down a girl's throat, so as not to get STD's, much like waterfalling for water bottles.
Dude, Bobby had the clap so he was mountain dewing Caitlyn last weekend. I wonder if he hit the bullseye?
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To repeatedly attempt to do something, despite not being able to do it in part or at all
. To Dew is to know. Shhh.... yeah?
Sebastian tried to enter society but Dew It.
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1) A beverage from PepsiCo that is high in caffeine and extremely good.
2) God's blood, sweat, and tears in the form of a bottle/can.
3) Any redneck's favorite drink
4) Heaven in a variety of flavors including (but not limited to) Code Red, Live Wire, Voltage, and Baja Blast.
5) Sponsors Dale Jr's NASCAR car
6) If you put all flavors of cans into a giant circle, they will all spill into a dew puddle and summon Jesus
7) A term used for when you don't really know whether you just ejaculated or pissed yourself
8) A form of liquid meth to gamers
9) THE BEST FUCKING THING WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN TO US AS AMERICANS
1) Jimmy went to the store to buy some Mountain Dew so he could serve his party guests with something
2) "I just drank Mountain Dew.......holy shit"
3) "Hey Ol' Jimbo, wanna go get some Mountain Dew and then go hunting?"
"HELL YEAAAHAAHAHAH"
4) Charlie was unable to decide what Mountain Dew flavor to get, for he knew all of them would give him immortality.
5) Dale Jr won the NASCAR race because of the power or Mountain Dew
6) Andrew was stunned when he pulled a Mountain Dew. Facing him, with a glowing face and white robes, was none other than Jesus.
7) "Bobby my pants are wet af and I don't know whether it is piss or cum"
"Damn, that's some Mountain Dew right there"
8) Jacob met Alex at 11:00 at night behind the alley to do their Mountain Dew exchange
9) "Want some Mountain Dew?"
"HEEEEELLLLLLLLL YUEEEESAAAAAGHGHHGHHGH"
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