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"bob was pissed when he left for lunch today, i don't think he'll be back"
"oh yeah?"
"yeah, said he had a bad case of industrial diarrhea"
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A serious condition caused after consuming a large glass of apple juice or food infected with a bacteria or virus. After anywhere from 1-12 hours after consumption, you will feel tummy pain and farts. After one fart, it is so loud. You laugh, then stop laughing and your eyes widen as you realize that it is hot and wet in your pants. You hurriedly run to the bathroom and pull down your pants. To your horror, a large Hershey's Kiss is melted in your undies. You then sit down on the toilet. A little solid poop comes out. "Great! No diarrhea!" you say to yourself. As you reach for the toilet paper, a roar of thunder so intense that even Thor would get nightmares. Your bathroom shakes. In the blink of an eye, your toilet is destroyed beyond repair. The water is turned into a orangeish brown mud puddle, and the sides of the toilet bowl are covered in many drops of Tru-Moo. But remember, lightning can strike twice. Another roar of thunder rattles the bathroom. And the splash of the brown stuff hitting the muddy water shoots it up back in your butt. You look at the floor and the walls and the blast managed to get them dirty. After wiping your buns and legs with toilet paper thoroughly, You flush the toilet. After flushing many times, you finally manage to get nearly all of it through. The toilet is clogged, but you will leave the unclogging job to mom. You wipe the floors walls and toilet and leave like nothing happened.
Did you hear about why the school bathroom was closed for a day? Freddy had explosive diarrhea!
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Explosive diarrhea is a term used when someone or something contains massive amounts of feces that would virtually demolish the sanity of an individual's mind when gazed upon. Explosive diarrhea is a much severe condition compared to the ideal "massive shitting". Explosive diarrhea has the impression of a human excrement combined with water and corn that is highly likely to drain the human sanity alongside with making the person highly fatigue. Explosive diarrhea occurs in the matter of seconds, leaving the person's anus and the exterior of his/her gluteus maximus covered in their own excrement.
Sam: Tom! I just had the shit of my life!
Tom: Was it a massive shit?
Sam: No! Not even close my homosexual intercourse exchanging friend!
Tom: What? Something worse than a MASSIVE SHIT?
Sam: Yes! It was an explosive diarrhea!
Tom: Lord have mercy on Sam!
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Diarrhea that implodes after exiting the butthole, generating the most disgusting black hole known to mankind.
OH GOD OH FUCK IMPLOSIVE DIARRHEA
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when a smurf is having a massive shit, but ends up having diarrhea colored blue.
i just watched the smurfs movie and in this one scene, one smurf was having blue diarrhea.
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This is when you had diarrhea earlier and then later you have the rumbles in your stomach. You go to the bathroom thinking you need to go, but you just fart.
Oh! Gotta go! *30 seconds later* Never mind, false diarrhea!
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