hey susan, it’s National Dick Sucking Day!!!
Send this to your homie on 2nd November and they have to show you their dick
Show your homie your dick day
January 24th is international lick dick day, so better get yo mouth on that garden hose
bitch succ my dick because its lick dick day
Feb 1st, the day to kick dicks
“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”
Every year on October 1 you have to suck your homies dick or loved one
Hey David you know its international suck dick day right -zip- now suck
On April 23rd, it’s national grab dick day
taken or not, prepare to have your dick grabbed!
“Just grab his dick! it’s national grab dick day!!”
Any girl can grab any boy dick
Girl: Grabs boy dick
Boy: WTF
Girl: November 6 National Grab Dick Day