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The epitomy of all compliments. Used sparingly, and never lightly.
Synonyms: Minx, mack, beast.
Dude, SBD is SUCH a fuckin diesel.
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aka p-diesel
that crazy herb... taste like pineapples!
yooooo! your boi took a hit of the p-diesel and hurled! he shouldn't hit that shit like that!
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Diesel Boys are chauchies who wear the Diesel brand of clothing. These guys think that they are bad-ass in their $100 t-shirts and jeans that look like they came from the girls' rack. You can often spot Diesel Boys dressed in everything Diesel from a toquw or hat to a wrinkled shirt (it's supposed to look like that) with fake spray paint all over it, to jeans that you swear you've seen your sister wearing, to the shoes. You will often see Diesel Boys in their natural habitats of clubs. They usually travel in packs attempting to pick up chicks with too much make up. See also ass pirate
Diesel Boy: "Hey watch it these jeans cost $150!"
Normal Person: "Fuck off Diesel Boy!"
"Whoa that guy dresses like a homosexual!"
"No that's just a Diesel Boy."
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I just saw that new Harry Potter movie. Mike Newell is to Harry Potter what Vin Diesel is to acting!
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a red neck that fucks blacks.
Yo, you see that nig timmy was with lastnight? yea, what a diesel burner.
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When something is so awesome and so sick dick that it blows your mind to almost disbelief and you feel the need to describe it, but normal words/sayings just won't cut it.
Brendan: So where were you last night? You left the bar pretty early.
Edwin: Yeah I know, I met these two sorority girls last night and I ended up going back to their house and had a threesome.
Brendan: Sick dick!
Edwin: No, even better. Turns out we were being super loud while I was giving them both an alabama hot pocket and I woke up one of their other sisters. I guess they're really comfortable with each other because I ended up giving the third girl a birmingham booty call.
Brendan: You're right, thats Cock Diesel!
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To firmly, and without prior notice or preparation, insert a finger(s) into the butthole of the person(s) with whom one is engaged in oral sex, resulting in low to moderate pain that kills the romantic mood.
A poopy finger(s) may result. See “dirty-diesel”
Me: She was giving me this amazing blow job and then, out of nowhere, she shoves a finger in my ass and starts to go at it. No lube. Long finger nails. And just raw dogs it, fast and furious.
Friend: bros. you got the vin-diesel. that shit hurts.
Me: right?! Just use lube next time. But at least it wasn’t a dirty-diesel.