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This occurs when a user tries desperately to upload content to a social media site (photos, videos, status posts, etc.) but is unable to complete the process or "get it up" due to poor network connection or lack of good tech (eg. Apple).
Subsequent failed attempts to upload in rapid succession, especially over the course of a full day, will leave the user frustrated at their inferior technology and rife with feelings of inadequacy.
These negative feelings are further amplified if the content is "fresh" and has the capacity to generate a high degree of likes and shares. This leads to a loss of followers, and ultimately a deflated ego and sense of self for the user.
Jim: "For fuck's sake Rich, help me! Ever since I upgraded to iOS 10, I can't upload this video of Hilary Clinton giving Trump a limp dutch rudder."
Richard: "I'm sorry Jim, I cannot help you with your Digital Impotence."
A Digital Serf is a person who lacks property or wealth, and yet has access to a wide range of Internet Enabled devices such as Smart Phones, Tablets PCs, Gaming Consoles, Laptops, and Net Books.
Like previous generations of the working class who lacked property and means, the Digital Serf still finds distraction from their dreary life, but unlike their historic comrades the opiate of the masses today is the every present Internet delivered on cheap, and often portable devices.
Joel is beyond 30. He is digit-creepin or his digits are creepin up.
A man child heaven in which a bunch of VFX artists create videos with CGI for YouTube and vlog their daily antics. Founded by Sam Gorski and Niko Pueringer, but forever attributed to Wren Weichman.
Person 1: Did you see that video of Keanu Reeves stopping a robbery? He really is the nicest person!
Person 2: Yeah, but that wasn't real. Corridor Digital made that video with CGI.
Like verbal diarrhea but while typing.
Man, I had digit diarrhea so bad last night. I had runs... the run on sentences that is.
Digital Paperweight: A term used to describe a website or online platform that serves no functional purpose other than providing aesthetic appeal or informational content. Similar to a physical paperweight that merely occupies space without serving any practical function, a digital paperweight lacks interactive elements or features that engage users in meaningful actions or transactions. Visitors to a digital paperweight can only passively consume information, view images, or read textual content without the ability to schedule appointments, make purchases, access digital downloads, participate in discussions, or engage in other interactive activities commonly found on functional websites. Its primary function is to visually please the user without offering any actionable or transactional opportunities, making it akin to a decorative yet non-utilitarian object in the digital realm.
Although the website had a visually stunning design and captivating images, it was ultimately a digital paperweight since visitors couldn't do anything beyond reading the provided information. It lacked any interactive features or transactional capabilities, rendering it an aesthetically pleasing but functionally limited online presence.
The website was nothing more than a digital paperweight, offering beautiful visuals but no interactive features or practical functionalities for visitors.
Clever fingers. Is often used to describe a musician. Made famous after being the title of Richard Harvey's 1980 album.
Wow, you should have been at the piano festival! All of those keyboardists had nifty digits, and could play a Chopin waltz better than Chopin himself!