A disease that is explained above but also a lyric from the song Jungle by Mome boys.
"Celiac disease I don't fuck with gluten.
Hoe disease is when a person has multiple friends of the gender/genders they are attracted to. The brain will pick one of the friends and decided with no warning to develop a crush for them. Depending on the case some people might tell the person other won’t. Almost everyone has experienced this. This is completely normal and nothing to be ashamed of.
Me: I like you
Them: why?
Me: I’ve caught a case of hoe disease
Them: cool
A highly contagious disease that commonly affects students between the ages of 16 and 30. Those who contract the disease experience an array of symptoms including:
- fatigue
- agitation
- apathy
- procrastination
Those suffering from Fukitz Disease may be wrongly called lazy, quitter, etc. These are in fact symptoms of their condition.
Treatment is limited and still being researched. Lectures from parents have minimal affect.
Condition improves with time off work or school - ie: summer break.
Chris did not study for his exam because he was suffering from a case of Fukitz Disease.
A disease that can be acquired by smoking too much weed hanging with da bois for an extended period of time, or having sex with a homie's mom. Symptoms involve, extremely large testicals, and in rare cases a big pp.
when someone pulls up and your in ur undies you shout: aye bro i got largeballzzz disease
The disease that you correct people's grammar and spelling on purpose to annoy them.
don't come at me with T disease, that's so annoying.
When a close friend of yours leaves all of his close friends for his new girlfriend, and practically falls off the face of the earth so he can be with her every waking moment. This is the act of being "pussy whipped"
Joe, I know Mary is a cool girl, but make sure you don't catch Briansens disease
A person who frequently and commonly contracts diseases. Like a cold, or STDs.
Tori: I have a cold.
Sarah: Again? God, you're such a disease bucket!