An item bought for a grossly inflated price to impress people or because you convince yourself you want it: "Hong Dong" is the name of world's most expensive dog, a Red Tibetan Mastiff bought by a Chinese industrialist for $1.5 million.
That MacBook Air you bought to could check your Hotmail at coffee shops is a real hong dong.
An erotic pseudo-battle between two men, using their penises as weapons.
Constantly looking for any excuse to disagree, Don and Eric always settle an argument with a dong duel.
Euphemism for ejaculation.
Man 1: My dong sneezed in her face last night.
Man 2: Nice
When her mouth and jaw are sore from sucking too much Dick.
Rachel loves a good gang bang and pulling a train. But she really hates the dong jaw the next day.
If you mom is chewing a little delicate today, it’s cause I gave her dong jaw last night.
A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!
Dude my schong dong is bigger than your!!!!
when someone is being an asshole and you want to criticize them and you dont want them to tattle tell you to the school principle
oh damn it, its stone again, hes such a shit dong